Welcome to the wondrous world of cannabis users, where every puff enhances a different personality. Whether you’re trying to relax, get creative, or just painfully brag about your life experiences, cannabis brings out the full spectrum of humanity. Let’s dive into the fascinating mix of characters cannabis draws into its communities.
1. The Anxious User
This person uses cannabis to help their anxiety and knows the power of self-medication. And they’re a mega-huge proponent for using drugs, in general, to heal. The Anxious User may have even been prescribed a daily cannabis-use session by their therapist. They're a walking ad for finding peace in a puff, balancing their nerves with each inhale.
2. The Faux Drug Connoisseur
Here's the guy who’s done every drug and won’t shut up about it. Their names are usually Brian or Steve or something, and they’re not from a big city—if they’re from a city at all. They love the outdoors and being the biggest blowhard you’ll ever meet. They've got stories for days, each one more unbelievable than the last, as if they're vying for the title of "Most Experienced Drug User”.
3. Grandma Stacy
Meet Grandma Stacy. She’s living the life she always wanted but couldn’t as she grew up in the judgmental suburbs of the 50’s. She’s taking off her 58G bra and letting her freak flag fly, honey! Stacy's late-blooming rebellion is a sight to see, an indigo child finally freed from her oppressive cage.
4. The Strange Queer
Enter the queer named Sock. They’ll either be the most insufferable person you’ve ever met or the sweetest lil’ guy who you swear you would actually die for. Sock is unpredictable, leaving a lasting mark on your life whether you want them to or not.
5. The Artist
Next, we have the artist named Matilda. They swear cannabis makes them more creative. With every toke, their imagination grows, convincing them that cannabis is the secret ingredient to their artistic genius. It’s not the years of studio arts classes or the fact that their parents are arts professors at NYU, it’s simply the ganj.
6. The Anti-Cigarette Chiefer
Lastly, there's the cannabis user who would never touch a cigarette. Because of the anti-tobacco ads that colored their adolescence, they see cigarettes as cancer sticks that ravage the body. They might even show you the gorgeously animated and cautionary video by Kurzgesagt – In a Nutshell which details the life of a cigarette smoker. Even with their stance, they won't judge if you do smoke cigarettes. They know, from the anti-tobacco ads, that nicotine is a powerfully addictive substance.
So there you have it, a colorful cast of cannabis users. Whether you see yourself in one of these stereotypes or just recognize your friends, remember: it’s all part of the grand tapestry of humanity. Go forth and enjoy your next cannabis-use session with a little more appreciation for the characters it brings to life. Or don't. It's your life.